WTF?!? P Diddy to get 50/50 share of Ciroc Vodka profits?

My head is spinning even though I’m pretty sure there’s is no way in hell this is right but according to Yahoo! News Ciroc Vodka’s parent company Diageo, has not only given the green light to endorsing this joker – they’re actually giving him half the profits! The Alan Partridge of hip hop (albeit with fucking mountains of cash) has somehow fooled the world into thinking that he is still cool, how he does this is beyond me. Who actually likes this guy? I’m pretty sure the hip hop community think he’s the worst MC since Richard Blackwood, have all had a good laugh, gotten the joke and now wish he’d just fuck off. Do the kids like him? Possiby, but kids aren’t legally allowed to buy Vodka. So we’re now down to the plebs you see at bars buying bottles of Alizé and Courvoisier because their favourite rapper just dropped it in a rhyme… but he’s no one’s favourite rapper. Who the fuck could possibly like any artist that puts out an ad like this for their aftershave:

On the first view, I burst out laughing. On reflection though I became incredibly angry that someone, anyone – because these people obviously exist – thinks that this guy has a direct line to god and is every bit as sexy as he thinks he is.

I ‘m going to bed.

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  1. Puffy is the man ! Im a huge fan of him and follow his lead.


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